I’m not really a big fan of rules, but I feel like I better at least have some basic guidelines for this site. That way anybody who stops by will have an idea of what they’re getting into.

Let me go ahead and say this upfront:

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LEAVE NOW‼️

DO NOT PASS GO. THERE IS NO $200 TO COLLECT BECAUSE I’M POOR.

SO JUST HEED THIS WARNING AND EXIT IMMEDIATELY‼️

If you’re still here, you’re very brave.😂😂

My Rules:


1.) NO JACKASSES ALLOWED.

(Not To Be Confused With Regular Ole Donkeys. Cause Donkeys Are Welcome Here.)


2.) TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR REQUIRED.


3.) PERVERTS ARE ALLOWED.

But Will Be Banned If They Send Me A Picture of Their Peckers.



4.) MUST ADMIRE BOTH ME AND 💋💋 SEXYERMA .💋💋



5.) NO 👺PESKY NARCISSISTS👺 ALLOWED.



6.) SARCASM IS REQUIRED, ENCOURAGED, AND APPRECIATED.



7. LOVE OF LAUGHTER REQUIRED.


8.) NO SWEEPING. I’M STILL TRAUMATIZED FROM THE TIME I SWEPT UP GRANDPA FRED.



9.) MUST BE WILLING TO EITHER DO SOME SHADY SHIT, OR AT LEAST LAUGH WHEN I DO SHADY SHIT.

10.) MUST COMPREHEND THIS FACT AND EMBRACE MY TWISTEDNESS.

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